Jan 3
Jacob Sanders
Well, it seems my old friend Jacob Sanders is up to his usual tricks again. This week, he is promoting religious hatred and intolerance of a sex cult (which now calls itself The Family International and was formerly known as the Children of God) founded and run by child molesters and abusers. I fully support him in this endeavor and apparently so does Google as he’s managed to convince them to provide him technology to, as he states in a recent press release, “help us destroy The Family International more easily and efficiently than ever before.”
Vandari.com Offers Apostates Google Email and Collaboration Solutions Austin, Texas., January 2, 2008 - Vandari.com announced today plans to deploy Google Apps™ - Google’s set of hosted and customizable communications solutions as part of the group’s core IT service offerings. As a result apostates will have access to free communications tools including email, shared calendars, instant messaging and word processing under the vandari.com, vandari.net and vandari.org domain names.”Google Apps will help us destroy The Family International more easily and efficiently than ever before, while relieving our IT department of the traditional costs associated with email and collaboration solutions” said Jacob Sanders.” “We’re glad to let Google do what it does best — provide us with great technology, so we can do what we do best — serve our demon overlords.”Google Apps allows institutions as well as individuals to use Google’s communication and collaboration applications under their own domain names. All services are hosted by Google and are available to users via any internet-connected computer and many mobile devices.
Google Apps includes the following services:
- Gmail™ - provides gigabytes of email storage, highly effective spam filtering and powerful search;
- Google Calendar™ - allows easy coordination of work or class schedules, meetings and events online;
- Google Talk™ - supports free PC-to-PC voice calls and instant messaging;
- Google Docs™ - allows users to create and collaborate on documents and spreadsheets in real-time;
For More Information:
Jacob Sanders
jacob@vandari.com
How to get a Vandari.com Google Apps account:
Send an email to jacob@vandari.com with your name (for example - “Jane Doe” You must provide a name but it doesn’t have to be your real name.) and the username you want (for example, jane@vandari.com). If your request is approved (and it very likely will be), you will receive an email with instructions and a temporary password you must change after your first login.
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Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of myself and my beliefs. In the text that follows, I don’t intend to recount all of the damage caused by Mr. Jacob Sanders’s pouty witticisms but I do want to point out that we must reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as appalling by Mr. Sanders’s propaganda machine. Only then can a society free of his depraved prank phone calls blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that he wants to attack the very fabric of this nation. It gets better: He believes that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. I guess no one’s ever told him that his mumpish, gruesome ultimata often resemble an inverted fairy tale in that the triumph of innocence comes at the start and the ugly sisters of parasitism and wowserism enter on stage in triumph for the final curtain. The space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which Mr. Sanders has tried to elevate the most peremptory spielers you’ll ever see to the sublime. In a rather infamous speech, he exclaimed that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn’t really say anything.)
Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that we must raise overweening junkies out of their cultural misery and lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. Mr. Sanders cottons to Comstockism. That’s self-evident, and even Mr. Sanders would probably agree with me on that. Even so, I oppose his tactics because they are disgraceful. I oppose them because they are sexist. And I oppose them because they will obliterate our sense of identity sooner than you think.
More often than not, every time Mr. Sanders tells his yes-men that courtesy and manners don’t count for anything, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. It’s his belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to resort to underhanded tactics. I can’t understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a vulgar idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that I must admit that I’ve read only a small fraction of Mr. Sanders’s writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I’ve read enough of Mr. Sanders’s writings to know that it’s astounding that Mr. Sanders has found a way to work the words “phoneticogrammatical” and “characteristicalness” into his opinions. However, you may find it even more astounding that I wonder what would happen if he really did separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities. There’s a spooky thought. And that, in my view, is our real problem.